Why I didn't go on I'm A Celeb

Its vile, isn’t it? Watching Matt Hancock trying to insert himself into the public’s sweet spot by eating cow anus and being “real” with some random “celebrities”. There is nothing real about this in any shape or form. He is besmirching the institution of best reality TV show going. Yes, I like I’m a Celeb because its so goddamned basic.

When I said something about it on Twitter, someone said something like “I can’t believe someone like you watches that rubbish”. While it is true that I spend most nights watching Tarkovsky and then go to bed with the S.C.U.M manifesto, I also watch all kinds of rubbish. To keep my hand in, you understand.

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