I Didn't Go to SpecSavers: On Ageing and Seeing

Or how I got my eyes done

Ageing is so often spoken of as terrible calamity, especially for women. I have lost too many friends to think of ageing as anything but some kind of triumph, especially given all the daft things I have done and continue to do in my life.

No cream will get rid of the “visible signs of ageing”. Some kind of facelift/botox may make me look less tired. A di…